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Home \\ Other Items \\ Discontinued Party Supplies and Toys \\ Discontinued Party Supplies and Toys 09 \\ [No Longer Available] Gag Parking Tickets (25)
[No Longer Available] Gag Parking Tickets (25)
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Each pad holds 25 tickets that can be issued to rude and inconsiderate parkers.
Message written on the ticket: This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. With My Compliments.
Message written on the ticket: This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. With My Compliments.
Product Reviews for [No Longer Available] Gag Parking Tickets (25)
[No Longer Available] Gag Parking Tickets (25)Duncan HillAugust 28, 2008These are really malicious and only used by cowards. I know of someone who received a similar threatening "ticket". Sadly for the issuer, it was caught on CCTV and the recipient is a top boxing coach. The issuer didn't like receiving karma!
[No Longer Available] Gag Parking Tickets (25)919March 30, 2008I received this ticket anonmously. At first I thought it was a real ticket and was laughing hysterically when I realized what it said!
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