Dick-Orette Patch

Addicted to sex? Simply place the Dick-Orate Patch over your mouth or other orifice. It seals it shut, making it impossible to indulge you addition! The easiest way to cure sex addiction. Recommended by doctors everywhere!

Disclaimer: Do not use if blister seal is broker, or if you have blisters on your lips. This product is sold as a novelty and is not intended for actual use. Consult a psychiatrist before actually attempting to use this product. Keep out of the reach of children.