Cork-It A.D. (Anti-Diarrheal)

Cork-It A.D. - When nothing else works, Cork-It! Guaranteed to be the most effective way to stop diarrhea. Easy to use - just bend over and shove it in!

Product Instructions:

Grasp cork firmly between thumb and forefinger.

With feet about shoulder width apart, bend over.

Using gentle wiggling motion, shove it in. Do not lubricate cork as it will blow out if under pressure due to gassy diarrhea.

Warning: Use with caution if you have hemorrhoids. Do not exceed recommended dosage as more than one cork would really hurt.

Disclaimer: Do not use if blister seal is broken, or if you have blisters on your butt. This product is sold as a novelty and is not intended for actual use. Consult a psychiatrist before actually attempting to use this product. Keep out of the reach of children.