[No Longer Available] Bizarro Glasses

These Bizarro Glasses will alter your appearance just enough to amuse and confuse your friends and family.

The lenses in each pair of plastic frames are painted to look like generic Caucasian eyes with a small circle left unpainted so you can see. If the paint job was a perfect match to your face they'd be a great tool for getting some shuteye during boring lectures, but since everyone has different skin tones and facial proportions all they do is make you look a wee bit wonky.

Great for video conferencing! Fits most adult heads.